To The Ladies That Love Me,
Apparently some of you actually really like me. That’s great. I like you too! I love women. I can’t help but be attracted to you. All of you. You’re all beautiful. The skinny girls, the curvy girls, all the different races… you’re all fantastic.
Apparently some people out there are mad because some of you like me. They go around talking shit, making up lies and then when I call them on it, they basically admit to it because you ladies like me.
Literally the reason they’re mad is because I flirt, you flirt back and it works. This creepy teenager is mad at that and will go around spreading lies because he has no game. I’ve never been in a situation like this, but I honestly have to tell you that I love it. I like that some whiny kid is upset at tumblr flirting and is going around calling me a creep and a douche bag because I have more game than he does.
Thanks ladies. You’re all wonderful, you’re all beautiful and I love you all.
-Kent