January 2012
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So Now I'm "Chubby Buddy"
Why is it that when some one is over weight they feel as though it’s totally ok to call out other people on their weight, even in a friendly way? I know these two guys, brothers, who are both over weight basically do absolutely nothing to change it ever. One of them goes as far as to put fat in his common moniker. Yes I know I have a t-shirt that says “I’m fat lets party”...
December 2011
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Soooo A Girl Hits Me Up OKCupid...
This happened tonight and I’m actually still in the middle of this conversation as it’s going on. First she opens with “Hey chubby buddy what’s good?” How do I respond to that? Ok so we’re both overweight and the first thing you want to do is point it out to me? I’m working on it. I watch my caloric intake like crazy, I cut out soda, I’m working out...
Plans for the rest of the day:
1) In N’ Out Burger… I haven’t been eating red meat for a while now and the idea of sinking my teeth into that delicious mustard grilled double double with no onions is already making my mouth water.
2) Read some more of Game of Thrones on my new Kindle.
3) Get a hair cut. It’s far too shaggy right now. Sure Grapesoda loves it, but I hate it. It’s in my eyes,...
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How I'm Spending the Day
Scaring the shit out of EVERYONE who walks by my house. I have a single row of my blinds open and the window just slightly cracked. A lady in a red coat just walked by in the rain, and I just yelled “HEY LADY!” like a creepy bastard and she freaked the fuck out, looked around and started running across the street to the office building. I don’t think she meant to go in there.
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blvck-bohemian asked: You do know we no longer have constitutional rights any more, right?
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I've Always Wondered What Home Alone 3 is Like...
But even now that it’s on Netflix I won’t start watching… I can’t. The mouse cursor literally disappeared when I scrolled over it.
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"I'm Into History"... WHAT DOES THAT MEAN!?
I saw a girl on OKC that I was like “oh she seems interesting” and then I see that the thing she talks about most is how into history she is. I don’t know what that means anymore thanks to my ex. My ex was “into history” and “ancient cultures” but what she really meant was that she’s obsessed with the idea that aliens are the reason we’re here,...
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When I Write...
I put on the score to The Social Network. Why? Because I want my life to be as interesting and as cool as when Jessie Eisenberg is figuring out how to make FaceMash.com (which no longer exists). I want to think that I’m always on the brink of greatness and that any moment my good friend from Brazil will come and say “Let me give you money to make this company work and here’s this...
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I Had Two Nightmares Last Night...
My recurring nightmare about not finishing school properly came back up. People who I haven’t thought about in nearly 15 years telling me that my high school diploma doesn’t count for shit. It was so frustrating. Worst of all it involved going to a school that I only went to for two years and in my dreams I had to deal with people who I despised as a kid, and as an adult I want to talk...
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Digging Up Dirt... So Much Fun.
I wish I had seen what I just saw earlier to save myself from the 4am text monster. My good friend Grapesoda wanted to know who this girl I wrote about was. I told her the name and she looked her up on facebook. Sure enough there she is writing allt he same shit she wrote to me. The day after Christmas she’s talking about how much her life sucks and how she needs to get her own place. Well...
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The Internet Is Scary... Especially Online...
I’ve made no secret about my Okcupid account and how I’ve used it to meet girls, some of them very cool and very good friends, others not so much. Such is the case with the girl who just texted me at 4am “U are spontaneous”.
I’m sorry were we in the middle of a conversation and I forgot the beginning of it that could lead to THIS at 4am? I am spontaneous? Ok awkward...
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My Biggest Issue With Star Wars: The Old Republic
There’s just too much of it! Seriously! Bioware has outdone themselves. I started playing as a Sith Inquisitor and have a write up about the whole thing OVER HERE. Basically where I’m at right now is that I’m playing the Sith Inquisitor, a bounty hunter and a republic trooper. I kind of want to be able to play them all and I know that’s just not possible. They’re all...
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Max Greevey The Unsung Hero of Law and Order...
Everyone talks about Jerry Orbach passing and his run on Law & Order as if it was the greatest thing since sliced bread… or at least since sliced bread was on TV. But since I’ve bone back into the first two seasons of the show I’ve grown to really like detective Max Greevey played by George Dzundza who only lasted a season before his character was gunned down off screen in a...
Anonymous asked: Two things. When a show is filmed for reality tv the production staff does not always have to inform the people being filmed of anything. Seconf Kat Von D's shop was called High Voltage not LA ink.
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Thank You Tumblr... For Not Spoiling Dr Who.
I look forward to two things on this day… Family and Dr Who. The best present I can get comes at the end of the day when I can finally sit down and watch The Doctor fight space monsters, steam punk robots, spider people and save the titanic once again. This year I was so worried that when I sat down to check out how my friends all were on X-Mas I’d be flooded by a series of gifs and...
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Oh... and Merry/Happy Christmas To You!
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I Have A Vivid Memory...
of this girl in 8th grade, a history class, taking a stapler and using it to stable the cuff of her jeans so they wouldn’t drag on the ground. The whole time I was thinking, “Why are your jeans baggier than even mine? Why wouldn’t you just wear the jeans at the right height? Why not buy jeans where the length is correct? Can’t you just take the cuff in so they fit...
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STOP SPREADING SPOILERS!
I hate spoilers for things I really am looking forward to. Whether it’s a TV finale, a movie coming out, or a book I really want to read, I can’t stand them. So please, do us all a favor and don’t post spoilers. You’re ruining the experience for the rest of us.
You know that feeling of how amazing a reveal can be in a movie or a book and now you’re taking it from us,...
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I Think My Taste in Movies Scares My Friends...
I have a pretty strange taste in movies. I love films like The Skin I Live In, which is so uncomfortable, and I can’t seem to just get a normal one of my friends to come over and watch something like that. I tell them “hey I’ve got this great new film about this master of surgery making fake skin and being in an oddly abusive and sexual relationship with a gorgeous woman and...
Anonymous asked: i'm completely in love with you.
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NY Ink Feels REALLY Fake...
I love tattoos, and tattoo culture. As far as I’m concerned, I don’t have enough ink in my skin and I don’t know if I ever will. I love the feeling of getting a tattoo, having it, people taking notice, and each one telling a part of who I am. Hell even getting a tattoo is a story you’ll have forever. I really liked Miami Ink back in the day for being a show about great...
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Movie Plans for the Winter Break...
The Muppets is playing at the 3rd Street Cinema and my family hasn’t seen it. Definitely a good choice for all of us. Tinker Tailor Soldier Spy is coming out here finally and is playing at Sumerfield Theaters, the theater I spent a large portion of my childhood at.
Mission Impossible in San Francisco at The Metreon with the family since they’re playing the Dark Knight Rises prologue...
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Anonymous asked: What was the grossest thing someone has ever told you?
Anonymous asked: What's the sexiest thing someone has said to you?
Anonymous asked: What was the worst thing someone has ever told you
Anonymous asked: What's was the best thing someone has ever told you?
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Cats and Rude People...
I went to bed at 4am. I woke up before 8. Why? Some woman thought it would be ok to go looking for a cat around my house. I don’t know who she is, what she was thinking but she freaked this cat out. I know there’s this feral cat in the neighbor hood but this woman was calling to it and freaking it out, and it’s meowing like crazy. She was clearly the one causing all the commotion...
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Seeing Some of My Friend's Photos...
and I find myself envious of their lives, and not in a way where it’s something that I could ever achieve. It’s one thing to be envious of some one’s success in a career, or some one’s success as a performer, but their success as a family… that’s something you can’t ever go back and find.
Recently one of my best friend’s posted a series of photos...
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What Do I Do With This?!?!?
A while back my ex, who I was involved with in a long distance relationship sent me a care package. In it were some great items, her favorite romantic comedy, a special treat for me, candy and baby photos… Obviously the candy is long gone, the treat for me is still getting regular use (thanks for that by the way), but the baby photos.
These aren’t computer print outs. These are...
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My Favorite HBO Show Has Been Cancelled... UGH
Hung, Bored to Death and How To Make it in America have all been cancelled by HBO. How to Make It has been one of my favorite shows over the past two years. I honestly believe the reason for it’s non-success is that it’s not advertised well enough and it’s seasons only last 8 episodes. I mean honestly, it’s hard to wait a year for something that will last 40 hours when...
swearengens asked: I LOVE YOU THE BEST BOO. <3
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Ode To Poppy Kwee Kwee
In my previous blog post I mentioned Lizz and how fantastic I think she is. Yes she is also known as Poppy Kwee Kwee and Hermione Danger… but that’s not the point. Poppy has been a rock for me. I know when I’m in need of a shoulder to cry on, an ear to listen or a mouth to give me advice, Poppy is there. Though she’s young she is wise beyond her years and not in some...
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If You Know Me... Or Date Me...
Chances are I will write about you at some time. That’s a part of a post that I meant to talk about yesterday. I wrote about my ex and how she called me a monster for the way I acted. She also decided to attack how I call myself a child in a man’s body. What’s funny is that she had a huge fear that I would one day leave her and get back with my ex Liz, aka Poppy Kwee Kwee. I...
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The Social Network Wows Me...
and it does so in the smallest ways. I’m watching The Social Network for probably the dozenth time since it hit theaters last year. Fact is, the film wows me. I absolutely love everything about it from the casting to the writing (LOVE AARON SORKIN) and the direction isn spot on. The score is what I usually listen to when writing during my regular work day.
BUT there is one thing that every...
