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The only way I would watch the 50 Shades of Grey trailer is if gracehelbig reacted to it…

What? #mcm doesn’t stand for “My Cool Mom”???

And with this adventure my Mad Max Marathon Monday comes to a close. So much fun. #madmax #furyroad #georgemiller #melgibson

Basically just got accused of “Friend-zoning”

sorry I don’t want to fuck you… but I’m just getting out of something and I don’t feel a connection to you like that. We’ve literally been speaking for a week and haven’t even met and you’re throwing yourself at me. Some people might be into that. Not me.

I know a lot of women get accused of this kind of shit and it’s fucking annoying. I don’t know how to react. It’s like… did you just expect me to fuck you because you want it? Do women think all guys are like that? Do you think I’m that hard up for it that I can’t afford to say no?

And yeah she got really mad at me and tried to guilt me into saying she could come over. That’s not how this works. 

#madmax marathon. That #furyroad trailer has me excited for next summer. #melgibson

Inspiration for my next tattoo. Blade Runner blows my mind to this day. The way it looks, sounds, feels. It’s a tangible world that I understand and would want to live in. It sets the tone for so much cyberpunk, and sci-fi that it’s timeless.

This quote, the one that wraps up the movie perfectly sums up the meaning of the film. That you have to live your life. Don’t worry about whether or not it’ll end tomorrow. Do what you want now, be with who you love now and don’t pay attention to the future or you’ll miss the moment you’re in.

Happy Christmas…

I haven’t written about movies in a while, but I had to write about this. I generally like Joe Swanberg. Drinking Buddies was one of my favorite films from last year, I love his segment of V/H/S and when he’s performing in things I usually connect with his characters and find them well acted and fully realized…

But I don’t know what the fuck Happy Christmas is. It’s not a story. It’s not a movie… It’s mundane normality captured on celluloid for the purpose of showing you… that maybe your life could be more boring…

Anna Kendrick plays Jenny, a 20-something who moves in with her brother Jeff and his wife and child, Kelly and Jude. Jenny is irresponsible and this film basically tells the story about how a good person can be a bit immature and make a few bad choices that don’t really hurt anyone and at the very worst are just kind of embarrassing.

It’s an odd film that slowly moves through it’s prose without any reason or clear indication as to where it’s going. There’s an overly drawn out conversation about how much it sucks to be a stay at home mom. The most traumatic thing in the movie, is when Jenny gets drunk and puts a pizza in the oven and forgets, passing out, which fills the house with smoke. These are the kinds of “intense” moments you can expect from Happy Christmas.

When I lived in Portland this is the kind of shit that I dealt with. I moved because I needed to get away from some one (like Jenny) I got a little too drunk once, my room mate’s friend put a plastic thing of nachos in the oven filling the house with smoke while he passed out (and then tried to blame some one else) and people got annoyed with each other…

Basically this is a movie about the perils of sharing space. You may love some one but occasionally you step on each other’s toes. But that doesn’t mean it’s interesting or worth your time. The film kind of just ends and there’s really no story or conclusion. There’s no confrontation or emotions that need to be dealt with because nothing that happens is all that serious. It’s just white people being super white for 90 minutes. 

I wish this movie did SOMETHING unique or original but instead it flounders around like a fish out of water just bouncing from one overly long scene to the next where nothing really happens until it finally dies.

turianbatman:

Do you expect me to talk?
No, Ms. Bond. I expect you to die!

Bond Generdswap? With Lucy Liu as Jane Bond? Yeah I’m feeling it… 

(via berningers)

poppypicklesticks:

bisexualbuckybarnes:

The bi, pan and poly people have claimed Steve Rogers.

if you dont have the talent to write your own characters

STEAL SOMEONE ELSE’S AND PROJECT YOUR SHITTY HEADCANONS ONTO THEM 

Fucking finally some one calls them out on this constant unfounded nonsense.

(Source: queersamwilson, via soysaucebase)